Hey I found your number in my phone i dont remember how we met this is richard btw
strange i dont have your number must have been a drunk thing
could be more
absolutely not
a dead guy is trying to sell me oxy clean on my tv
you think the cum will come out of moms black shirt?
dude sorry but u no that when a guys 'likes' ur pic on facebook it only means he was just jacking off to it.
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I used to practice getting hit by cars.
there was naked duck duck goose
how does that even get suggested?!
after naked leap frog.... it wasn't that big of a deal
Be honest with Daniel. He was a good rebound to you for nine months and he made it so you could be with the one you really love and care for now. Just tell him thanks and best of luck.
at that time a 4 pound meatball stuffed with pizza rolls seemed more important than bailing you out of jail.... sorry.
He made off the wall shots in beer pong, stuck the girls dog in a cooler, and played with swords with her mom. I wish I got his name
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An open call to all exes! i have a drunk text policy that requires i delete any and all texts after drink 3, however i have reason to believe i have done something stupid. if i have texted you that "I love you", "miss you" and/or conveyed any interest in getting back together with you in the last 24 hours i was belligerent and lying. That is all.
I wish we knew morse code and could knock to each other through the wall
It's like everybody loves Raymond but the total opposite and everyone wants him to die
I love you. Go after that dick
Literally had sex in his grow room under a plant.. ganja queen .
I hope no one at work can tell or smell that I have tequila in my hair and I haven't showered for days
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