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Been home for 3 days and already spiked coffee with Kahlua. Only 106 till we go back to school
Were gonna hotbox in the trunk. I think there's room for another half of a person if you're interested
Woaahhhh there! We are JUST drunk fucking. Don't call me "baby".
Let me shower first- i smell like sex and rock climbing (not so sure how that happened)
I'm sorry for not being sorry about whatever shit I did to you when you were annoying and I was drunk. That is all.
What happens at the gay bar stays at the gay bar. Except that I sold my panties for $100. People should know that.
i only avoided him because he looked like he was about to have a heart attack and i didnt feel like doing cpr on my day off.
what type of emt are you
Pretty sure I'm about to get another tattoo. It'll have mom in there somewhere for Mother's Day.
I felt really bad for not letting her go in, it was like we were dangling lesbians in front of her
Just walked by the neighbors and they are definitely butt naked sitting on a bed, watching Netflix, baked out of their minds, with the blinds open.
Welcome to Bellingham.
Gonna be hard to top last New Year's Eve when the guy I blew came at midnight
He told me he was gonna go wash a trailer and somehow I ended up eating vodka fruit with children in a green bean field.
I think i should either cut my hair or buy a dildo.
I had the good sense not to tell her that my summer goal is to get fucked by a med student while wearing a party dress and sparkly shoes
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