Def gonna have stinky sex sometime soon. GOT TO! she has eligible friends for you, as well.
ur plase or mine? lol
well if you don't learn how to spell, you may be at your place and I'll be at mine.
sorry probably not gonna make it :( kinda tied up right now
sad face, r u gay?... wait like really tied up?
:)
just landed in detroit. Currently holding a bag of my own vomit. neighbor told me it was the most graceful vom she has ever seen. Kicking off bar exam week in style.
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Dear yesterdays makeup, Thank you for always being there when I stay up late binge drinking on weeknights and am running late to work Friday morning. You're the best.
I just saw a man salute the budweiser truck on the highway. I want to follow him and shake his hand.
jersey shore drinking game rules must be edited. almost died. how is it possible for a person to say guido that many times
Seriously, let me lead the intervention, my parents did like three with me. I know how it works.
she just convinced the cop to buy us ice-cream sandwiches. best/worst stoned experience ever.
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Excellent idea. Nothing says "congrats for resurrecting yourself, Jesus" like Greygoose at noon!
Hes drunk and dancing naked. I can hear his dick smacking his legs from the next room.
I wish we could all take a bath together. Not in a lesbian way. But in a relaxing drunk in the tub sort of way.
Would it be totally wrong, that in honor of princess leias death, I role played as her??
So apparently being drunk at work isn't allowed.. who knew?
I hope that will b the last time i take off my pants in the chemistry building.
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