where does the pee come out of this thing
Just so you know, the bottle of red gatorade is NOT GATORADE. It is definitely someone's puke. I hope nobody else makes the same mistake I did.
just threw up into the cup of Gatorade I was hoping would settle my stomach. thanks again, alcohol.
she's not even a shacker, she never made it inside. she's just a porch girl
Do the low cut shirt test. If he stares at your tits even in front of your brother, he's down.
I'm at McDonalds and when I walked up to the register the guy said "I'm so sorry." Before I said a word. That's how bad my hangover is.
oh yea it is. i was not expecting to look at a snowbank and just see flying mushrooms
we played dirty jenga the drinking edition... some girl really just broke a rib? how do we even go this hard
I've been to his house multiple times since that night and I STILL can't find my bra. And he says the hot tub ate my thong.
Just bought plan b at 8am. Then the cashier asked if I wanted to donate to the children's miracle network. Fml
I'm too depressed to masturbate. This election is the worst.
That's why my boobs are so big, they're full of secrets.
What the hell do you do when your fuck buddy leaves to go for a piss naked and 20 minutes later hasn't come back and can't be found anywhere in the house or outside but has left his phone, tee shirt and shoes in your bedroom.
I don't think there is a pre defined social etiquette for a lost naked fuck buddy now roaming the streets.
well tomorrow I get to eat fungus and go to an abandoned city.
most people would fear that statement, but i wish to join you
I couldn't have possibly been that bad
You had her flip the penny over to the lucky side before you picked it up and ate it...
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