I had a good time, probably would have a bigger headache today if you were in town.
remember them days when you seriously wanted your mom to marry rev run and we would always talk shit about justine?
joeyyyy why you always taken cheeseburgers from me?!?!?!
I cant remeber how long i've been laying here...it could be 10 minutes to a fucking day
just did the walk of shame by his grandma. what the fuck is an old lady doing up at six am?
Guy in our group took down a chick in a wheelchair last night.
She said I had the biggest dick she'd ever seen. And when you consider how many she's come in contact with, it's kind of like winning the heisman.
I think off duty cops drove me home. I may have been hitchhiking
I was just expressing concern for your pickle consumption.
Dreamed I made out with a stranger after falling out of a car, let's make this happen tonight.
So I hear you're taking over showing your penis responsibilities now that I'm gone?
She kept telling people I wrecked her brain. That high.
I hate to stick you with the friend but I did all the work.
The walk home lasted longer than the sex. He lives in the flat above the bar.
We moved the bed and she found my vibrator. The entire ride home was a montage of her singing "Are You Lonesome Tonight"
There's a lady rapping at me about making healthy food choices. She lives in a refrigerator. This is not okay with me
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