He refused my I'm sry gift of ANAL. That's how angry he was.
Does he not understand that naked slip and slide needs supervision after dark?!
The smoke alarm went off as soon as we opened the closet.
ya i guess you have to take things with a grain of salt in a place where nipple clamps are the norm..
He corrected my use of grammar... I think we both know that means i have to sleep with him
Touche. Dude, I fastened garters. Drunk. I deserve a medal from a drag queen.
No need to talk. Eventually, he'll either stop coming over, or decide that it's a relationship.
And if not?
...I keep getting free bourbon and great sex with no expectations. You really don't understand that there is no "down side," do you?
I just woke up from quarter beer tuesdays wearing 3 pairs of underwear, none of which are the ones I left wearing...2 Around my waist and one around my shoulder in an attempt at a bra. At least drunk me tries to be decent?
Matt's offering to breast feed it.
I think I'm going to call this chapter of my life story "Weekday day-drinking in the park isn't just for the homeless!"
I'm somewhere between crying and wanting to orgasm.
Grateful to be alive soliciting dick pics. Thankful i'm alive for these little things and especially these big ones too.
You gotta come over now. He is eating cupcakes while they are still in the foil.
I'm seriously considering selling my books back early. I don't use them anyways and I could really use the beer money..
just played fuck the dealer and thunderstruck with my physics ta. he is the third ta that i have drank with this semester, i think i'm getting good at college
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