do people in england often walk their sheep on leashes? or is this guy the exception to the rule?
So I had a Liz Lemon moment today....went to Chipotle to get my "cheer me up" burrito bowl for the 4th time this week and the chipotle guy sighed and said always the same huh?
She said to bring taco sauce. Hoping that's a euphemism.
Seriously this night has "go home now before you cry, puke or scream on someone" written all over it.
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I will seriously deflate and melt into the floor into a puddle of devestation, shame and vodka.
Yep. It's going to be us, strippers, and drag queens.
A glittery, gay, heavily makeuped, scantily dressed clusterfuck.
stop sending me battleship coordinates and get back here so i can suck your dick
Brandon just showed up at my place with a florida state cheerleader he met in vegas durin spring break. His life is a fucking movie
If you are breathing, I want you at your house. No non-breathing-related excuses.
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I think it's gonna be hard to find a guy that won't take my consistent drinking as alcoholism
He called me at 4am to ask me to marry him, then threw up into the phone for 10 minutes.
I farted in his bed and then in my drunken stupor grabbed hair defanging spray to cover up the stench.
I had sex with two guys in one day. One on my grandma's couch, one on a golf course. This is the greatest post-surgery accomplishment I could ask for.
FINE. BE CELIBATE AND ACCUMULATE CATS. SEE IF I CARE.
dude I fucking saw you snort tequila
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