If it were my dying wish, would you come over 2nite 2 save me?:):):) wana come anyways?
Yes give me all the cream and he's gone
I think we need to take a brake
What upsets me the most about that is that you spelt it 'brake'
the fundamentals of my vasectemy are strong
I just had to explain to my father, how having two screens plugged into my computer doesn't use more internet.
some guy had a sword and everyones crying..it turned bad..fast.
Can we do a version of last night where I actually remember shit?
i had an epiphany while laying on the driveway for 5 hours yesterday.
i realized i waste a lot of time
Apparently I was having great conversation with this 48 year old on grindr & he was concerned as to how I was getting home.
Would you consider masturbating to Hocus Pocus an adulthood high or low?
Many a woman has been in tears over the passing of my penis' whorish ways.
alright well you definitely hurt his feelings though you told him he looked like he was going to an Amish community prayer meeting..
Woke up with a grilled cheese in my hand, it was like god giving me a high five for the night before
Yah. I'm gonna lay you down and feed you grapes, except I'm gonna replace grapes for my balls
I’m excited to finally meet my stalkee and his penis!
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