He lets me throw up in him even if i do it mistakeily- erica talking about the toilet
ugh the "ive seen you naked on the internet" look is really getting tiring
the fact that you could barely do more than slur incoherent sentences didn't stop you from correcting her grammar
I had fun this weekend too. According to Web MD, my symptoms say I had a miscarriage.
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Congratulations, you fucked a nickle into me.
It involved anal and pop rocks. Tell me how that could have ended well.
He took shrooms and didn't want anyone to touch him. He kept saying he was a chip and he didn't want to break.
So heartbroken my rebound has a rebound
Opened the apartment door and the smell of sex and weed literally slapped me across the face. Kudos.
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Wait do you remember that guy last night asking to use my nose ring to open his beer.......
I just shaved my "bikini area" into a fucking pizza slice
That reminds me of the morning I woke up on the sidewalk covered in chicken wings
there is a tent in the living room. its a vip tent room. i want in.
Last night I realized my life is an experiment of really bad decisions when I had to leave without my underwear. But at least I'm expanding my life experience.
you said you were going to the bathroom. we found you an hour later laying in the backyard clutching a bottle of vodka while singing the beatles and crying
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