I may or may not have slept in someones apt on your street because they told me I was fun sized like a mini snickers
I look like a poor person in the cast of Gay Oliver.
he took his pants off right in front of me then just stood there so i went for his boxers and he said he was waiting till marriage
Gay TA. Finally going to boost my GPA your way.
Dude, smoked out of a pumpkin tonight. I like Halloween more now
you act like breakfast cereal isnt an entirely appropriate chaser
I feel like butter and tequila would be excellent combination. Right now. Please do this in my name.
I'll be so proud. Like a proud mama bear freeing my slut cub into the wild.
You can't play that off as role play thing. You held my hips and kept yelling "put a baby in me!" That shit ain't cool.
I wouldn't be too worried. He's been known to chase a chubby before.
THAT IS NOT HOW YOU TALK TO YOUR SISTER
We haven't been trashed enough to shut down a bar together in four days. I'm starting to worry that we're growing apart.
She asked me if I would fuck her with my storm trooper mask on
I thought my holiday spirit was gone this year until I got banged to Christmas music. It's back.
We ended up shitfaced at the house after the Super Bowl trying to get someone from Scientology on the phone.
My lash glue is stronger than my sense of self respect
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