My hot female boss's cubical is right next to mine with a wall between us. Do you think it is too forward to make a glory hole in the wall?
he's downstairs watching tv with my family... I called the home line so my mom could bring me my make up bag cause my real face would prob make him delete my number
but he used his one phone call to call mom and wish her happy mothers day, that's gotta count for somethin
how do i say "thank you for the blowjob, but never talk to me again" without crushing her?
i love that feeling when you wake up and have no idea how you got back to your dorm or why you have mac and cheese on your cheeks and eyelashes in your mouth
Just so you know, this text is a buffer between the two guys I'm sexting. Can't get that shit messed up.
This guy randomly got in our taxi, and has now collapsed on the sofa anouncing that he's staying the night.
sometimes when you're high at work you just have to say fuck it and eat the dog treats
If TJ is short for Trader Joe, I'm gonna fuck him
Well I'm a full service fuck buddy so lemme know if I can get you food or water or anything
Dinner at 5, shrooms at 10.
Also at one point I told him to say my name and it took him like 5 seconds to remember.
I just bought six bottles of the 2 dollar vodka. oh yes there will be blood
Fuck you. All I remember from last night is telling random people that I'm in a "judgement free zone" then I threw up
My brother is coming home and he is bringing a whole bunch of friends with him. I am making him a cake. What should i put on it?
"Open for business" or "I have condoms" would probably work
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