out of nowhere you said let us see your boobs, then proceeded to pull my shirt down.
i gets down
My phone now changes "me" to "mrrrrrrrrh", thank you new years.
I just got home. Seriously all I remember is taking out my contacts and putting your balls in my mouth.
He had a seizure when i was giving him head. for a second i was thinking i was doing a spectacular job
Sounds good! I plan on writing a book entitled: I've Probably Done Cocaine In Your Bathroom. A tell-all by Lauren.
I went to the haunted house just to see her - Hello new fetish!
Just came during my obgyn appt. I need to get laid.
I'm sending you the three minute video I jus took,....it's of me eating a pear up close
All I could think about while we were fucking was what Hogwarts house he would be in
Just woke up in a Price Chopper bathroom stall with a half eaten cake on the floor. Had to get a ride from the waitress I made out with. What happened to "Don't let me drink Tequila?"
I lied.
He was the perfect gentleman on our first date. Took me out for candlelit dinner at a fancy restaurant, held open the door, walked me home, and made me cum three times before he got his.
Hey, thanks for helping me this morning
Always a pleasure to feed you bread as your body lay crumpled on the floor.
He has me blocked on facebook.... so I stalked him using my cats fan page.
Oh? And how would you explain this to your kids?
"Well pumpkin, when mommies and daddies have loved each other so much for a really long time, sometimes they trade off with other mommies and daddies"
If you are refering to the duckling living in your bath...I can explain, but before I do, can you throw a peice of bread in there?
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