So I've been drinking and I told the bf about the gf he almost fell of his chair
she looks like luggage that fell from a plane
Note to Self: No matter how horny, turned on or in the moment you are, never go down on your gf after she had soccer practice.
Could guys at least pretend I require some amount of money to be spent before I randomly go down on them?
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you googled " I want to buy a live ostrich". I'd say you were pretty wasted.
I just found a pubic hair on my dick that wasn't mine.
One huge ass giant mistake followed by celebatory shots and coors lights thats my day in a nut shell
You is good. You is important. You is a slut.
I really dont wanna go to a traffic light party. I have nothing red to pretend I'm taken with. Without something red my "my girlfriend is away in the mines" story wont work.
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Blacking out is all I've done this year and we're only 3 days in. Checkmate bitch.
Always a gay best friend, never a bridesmaid
I HAVE DISCOVERED LONDON AND IT FILLS ME WITH JOY
Just in case you blacked out, we had sex, you came in me, we need plan B, we fell off your top bunk, broke your roommates chair, i still like you, but i'm in pain and am going to bed
So it turns out that a Ford Focus does not fit in a Walmart cart return.
Is it wrong to want to have sex with one guy who's good in bed before going out on a date with a guy I actually like?
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