I wishh there was a lost and high section in walmart cause I would be there right now
and I asked her"are you allergic to condoms latex like your older sister " she said "Idk this is gonna be my 1time"
I just fucked a rockette. This would have been amazing a week ago.
Do fat girls normaly have fat that look like a penis by their pussy?
What the hell did you do last night?!
i know. thats why i need an open bar. i'll get hammered and make a toast about how his dick is like the titanic. large, but full of failure.
all ill say about last night is that we tried to stop you. oh and the bus you're on is going to nashville.
he called me back to his office so he could lick a line of pixie stick off of my thigh
be sure to add "office slut" to your resume
he walked out as i was licking snow off of his car...
If you're going to outback I'll have to decline, I've slept with a large enough portion of their staff already.
A guy in the dance floor is raising the roof with an axe in hand. I love Halloween.
I don't think you understand what laundry day means. I am wearing a swimsuit as underwear and my spanish club tshirt from junior high
I can always pull a half day at work too. My boss makes exceptions for drug use. Lol. I fucking love my job.
You can't just drop that I might be walking into a foursome and leave it at that
I gave him a BJ in the shower
I just fell and it seemed like a good idea when I was down there
Btw that $18 I gave you to run around outside naked came out of your wallet.
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