He better hope I dont die soon. Because I would haunt his bitch ass and cock block 24/7
I put cups full of chips next to every bed, couch, and toilet so that everyone could have a snack when they woke up....
Someone will be leaving this trip either pregnant or devastated.
I've never been so happy to start my period. I'm gonna let everyone in the store see me buying tampons.
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This is final. The chair stays in the bathroom, we are too old to be puking from the floor, grown ups sit in chairs infront of the toilet to puke.
Or grown ups don't drink themselves into vomiting.
I was late because I helped this old romanian lady mow her lawn at 2AM.
OMG OMG OMG DID YOU KNOW THERE ARE MINI CHOCOLATE COWBOY HATS THAT MEN CAN BUY FOR THEIR PENISES?
Again??? Now we can't ever fucking go there again STOP PEEING IN FOYERS
Oh my god did you actually lose a tooth
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Pro: Drunk Portland Strip Club. Con: Monday morning hangover at work. Pro: boobs. Con: Sleep deprivation. The Pro's are winning.
I would agree. Add some coffee to the booze. It will cut down on sleep deprivation.
I woke up in my tom cruise outfit with my house key tied to my thong....
holy shit the woman im hooking up with is closer to my moms age than my own
I put a zucchini in my pussy for you
I think I ejaculated my soul out.
Are you ok?!
I assume I've stopped bleeding because I haven't passed out, but can't verify currently.
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