yay, now i'm not the only homewrecker.
yeah but i stopped sleeping with him after i found out he was married.
i now understand why he chose to have sex with my friend rather then me after lookin in the mirror this morning. and id do the same thing.
It's cold our but I feel like a very blazed penguin
At best buy, little boy just crawled into my stall while i was taking a shit
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i'm almost done photoshopping my face on his wife. it's a done deal
If I start taking birth control 8 days after we had sex do you think it'll stop the baby from being made?
I think she must be bulimic. I mean, every time I see her I know i want to throw up.
She had one drink in her cleavage and another in her hand. She kept rotating between the two by leaning backward and then sipping the one in her hand.
I like the odds of his and my children being professional athletes too. To support me in my old age, see I do think about the future.
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So, since you're now a four night stand, I feel comfortable asking: Did I leave my sunglasses at your house? Or my underwear?
I just saw a guy in a hazmat suit riding a tractor.
I wanna hang out. The cats don't talk back.
BITCH I AM EXPERIENCING THE FEMININE MYSTERY SHUT UP AND GIVE ME DRUGS
Wanna get drunk and play candy land? If so you are 2 steps behind.
Just when I thought we may have our first low-key night together, I sang an Aladdin karaoke song to a bunch of roller derby girls, you took shots with married women, and we both fell asleep in our offices.
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