i just walked passed a table of guys by myself.. they looked @ me talked and then yelled 7
id pin you as more of an 8
No more parties with babies... I can't do that again.
My mom make sausages for dinner...and all I could think of was your dog's penis..
I knew her barely 30 minutes before we got naked. This whole fraternity thing is starting to grow on me...
Don't tell me wow. Tell me this is normal for college and in no way am I a whore.
THERE IS A WINE CUBE IN MY ASS THIS IS NOT GOING AS PLANNED
this is the first time i'm angry at someone with so much boobs. she like managed to break my glass and my phone with one glorious swing
If I ever look like I'm about to have a repeat of last night, hit me. Just smack me as hard as you can.
i don't know if this is a cannibal joke or a sexual innuendo, and i think that's a beautiful description of our relationship.
totally just stole a 24 pack straight out of the miller truck
You keep making the old jokes & I'm gonna come down with a sudden case of low-estrogen related vaginal dryness..
I've peed in two sinks in the past two weeks. No one should be able to say that.
just had sex in a stairwell with six feet five inches worth of drama
You cannot ask her to resend the picture of her genital tattoo to you just so you can show your room mate. it is time to end your relationship with the Captain.
Now all my porn is stored in my parents’ basement. It’s like a part of my soul is boxed up
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