Fuck u you updated twitter but didn't answer my text
I know you're alive
sooo how much is appropriate to spend on a vibrator? what if it is really legit looking?
the more pounds shes got the more points. bonus points awarded for specialty moves used. aka broken cowboy, tobogan, dutch oven, or brazilian fake out.
It was the first time I had seen his penis when it wasnt hard. It just looked so vulnerable and a little bit depressed.
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You never go ass to mouth. That's quite possibly the most important rule Paramedic school has taught me.
conquered wheelchair sex. it's rather convenient. you'd think it was made for it, with all those handles and adjustable features.
thanks for texting me "so many asians" at 1am...
there were a lot.
Telling me that I would make a great "occasional fuck" was not appreciated.
Just had such a rough shit, don't stop believin had to be played
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This is amazing. I can pinpoint the window in time that you lost all sanity.
Sadly he is straight as an arrow that is designed by a robot computer from the future with lasers.
This saddens me. Mostly because I want to see the schematics on that robot.
I apparently used the line "I'm a bouncer too so i would know if I were too drunk" then they asked me to leave.
Sex on acid. Try it. I thought we were fucking in outer space with fireworks inside a rocketship car. Best.
your body is your temple. do you really want a bunch of dicks in your temple?
Hey guys.. So I accidentally broke the front door last night
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