we're blogging at a bar
PS Can you transmit a UTI to a sexual partner? I tried to ask, but the doctor just told me to abstain (sup Bristol) for my own good w/o answering
I swear I could audibly hear her vagina slam shut when you walked up to hit on her.
Dont ask, hes out back rolling around in the yard freaking out. literally just had a 15 minute conversation, only word i could make out was "yellow"
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I have a king size bed, I guarantee multiple orgasms, and I'll give you a ride home in the morning. Respond quickly.
Standing on the street at 6am in Hong Kong drinking beer. Watching all the hookers do the walk of shame from our hotel. How did I get here? Maybe all my bad choices in my life were really good ones?
Last night we looked at each other with an expression of "fuck I am so done being normal", took off our shirts, and danced around in our bras
i was debating whether to load antoher bowl when i realized i was holding a sandwich in one hand and a cookie in the other. and laughing.
Oh god. It's like a broken faucet. My guts sound like a bilge pump clogged with golf balls and cake frosting.
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All I see when I think of you are dancing penis angels around your head.
New reason to drink: alcohol makes soda taste like goddamn gold.
Am I a bad person for getting my ex to DD me and a random hookup home last night?
The whorange rubbed off. His white shirt was so gross at the end of the night I told him to frame it.
It will be the shitshow of all shitshows.
You seem to be avoiding the poop question. How did you poop on your hand?
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