oh posh. I need a real boy. To fill my void. This guy has potential. He is a Republican.
***** and i were talking about Republicans today. They are usually the champs of mediocrity but we decided mediocrity is underrated.
apparently i started the naked brigade. and depantsed everyone who wasn't naked. her parents must hate me.
Sweet. Might not hurt to poop on the floor anyway.
I just had to explain to my father, how having two screens plugged into my computer doesn't use more internet.
Things to remember: Girls don't appreciate it when you yell "Beast Mode!" when switching to doggy style.
The dutch village is so much worse hungover. Fuck them and their wooden shoes.
Im gonna need you to always be ready for drinking or this will never work. grow up peter pan.
She had one drink in her cleavage and another in her hand. She kept rotating between the two by leaning backward and then sipping the one in her hand.
Weer fine. went to buiy cigxs, but hes theonly one waering shoes. He caem out wti chicke fingers instead. whatecer, there th 8 dollar kind.
$100 bras are my way of telling my boobs that I love and appreciate them, and all the metaphorical doors they have opened for me.
You text him a porn site address and said GOODBYE ... I think he got the hint
Hey. Make all the seamen/semen jokes you want. Not many people can say they fucked 2 different girls in two different countries in one week on a tax free bonus. Next up: Italy.
Two run-ins with cops/park rangers tonight and now I'm just wandering around high and shirtless
Sacramento doesn't deserve you
That which doesn't kill you gives you an excuse to get shitfaced later
We tried to do sophisticated last night, but our low class kept shining through.
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