anal on a first date. tsk tsk.
so my class lasted 15 minutes this morning because this kid puked all over himself..only at radford
But like now everytime I pee I just think... wow I had sex with him on this toilet.
She started acting like she was actually a deaf person...so I went along with it and acted like her interpreter. I don't think anyone bought it.
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my bartender licked my nipple. never stay after hours
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I need you to use more vowels.
And then I learned that we are dating when I said it's out of line to bring fuck buddies home to meet the parents. And then I was single.
And apparently i asked another younger guy at the bar if he wanted his bud light pumped straight into his vag. As i put back an irish car bomb...
Straight up asked lady in a lime green jumpsuit how to make your ass clap. That thing wiggled more beautifully than ocean waves at sunset
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Just got a handjob from a 19 year old in front of the Parthenon. The Greek god of debauchery would be proud.
It's the 3rd day of the year and I've already sucked two dicks. New year same ole me.
pls come over. need ride to hospital once taquitos are ready
It was a frighteningly large penis to say the least
I took a dab in Denver and was I. Rocky Mountain national park almost to Wyoming before I realized I missed my turn.
His parents came home, and now I'm hiding in a closet; awaiting death at dawn.
You are always hiding in a closet though??