If you think im a hippy you should see these girls. They would scissor mother nature if they had the chance.
she says her boyfriend and her dignity are both out of town tonight
genius idea. im gonna paint my penis green like the serpent of sex
Dude we got so high last night. I said "watch this" threw a goldfish cracker in the toilet, and laughed my ass off. We watched the dvd menu for 30 minutes too.
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I just got off a plane from Mexico. At least 15 passengers dashed to the bathroom throughout the flight. Can you tell its spring break?
putting weed in the twinkies box was possibly the best idea you've ever had
Too lazy to make dinner. Had chocolate and scotch instead. Check in with me in a half hour.
This body was not built to go to the gym. It was built to chain smoke cigarettes and shoot whiskey
Had a burrito last night in your honor
That's the nicest thing you've ever done
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Because I'm sitting in a bath of my own wisdom and drowning my sorrows in coconut rum
Just Peed in a cup for my country. Fighting the good fight.
It turned from Netflix and chill to cringeworthy YouTube videos and chill. At least he's honest.
Yeah just pls explain the dishes and the dildo. I don't want to lose my job over a dick in the cooler.
I think I just sharted jello shots
I'd like to know who hasn't seen my tits tonight.
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