absolutely 100% incorrect. and i love you more you silk skinned goddess
you would pick up someone in the library
We are lost. Everyone is drunk and it all went downhill after we iced the bus driver.
they were having a wine tasting so i tasted every wine...then knocked over an entire display of gourmet olives and was asked to leave... but they still let me buy my 6 bottles of wine before escorting me out
and now that ive poetically compared your vagina to a nuclear missile, I hope youre prepared for this date.
He's so young, I keep getting a mental image of him in footie pajamas. It's cute but it's wrong. Or is it?
Do I need to take a photo of my sister's enlarged and disgustingly dark nipples to scare you into protection? DO I?
I can measure my amount of vomit in solo cups.
WHAT KIND OF GUY JACKS OFF TO A PICTURE OF A BUTT WHAT IS THIS THE 1980s
I just put vagisil on my bug bites how do you think my morning is going
I mean seriously there comes a time when you just need to take a crap in peace. Until he figures that out he can stay the hell outta my place.
Tight. Want to get up, make coffee, sit on separate couches and silently read our mobile devices together?
i sent him a nude and he responded 6 hours later
what did he say?
"oh m god,,, whow '!!!!nm"
I got a message the other day that just said “great tits”
A gentleman AND a scholar
Want to have dinner and we can talk about how my vagina can make you feel better?
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