You know you're wathing too much reality TV when you start adding commentary to every day life.
His mom took away his car and made him quit his job.
HE'S 26!!!
Hands down, the girl passed out in the bathroom was the best looking. Concious or not.
Your expertise in crazy bitches is needed.
Apologies for hacking your facebook and posting that picture of you passed out hooked up to the IV...but we were sat with you on the ER floor for 3 hours, it got boring
The best part is every argument that she makes from here on out will be refuted by "Oh hey remember that time you shit yourself wearing someone else's sweatpants at a frat party?"
just peed on my shirt somehow, im calling it a day
come over we're fb stalking guys who were dressed as bananas last night because i can't remember which one i blew
You pretty much lost your mind. Your ego has gotten ten time the size of your balls.
I found it. now I'm going to the gym to be "healthy" or whatever that folklore is called.
You haven't lived until you have fucked while Fantasia is on
But what we lack in money, we make up for in dry humor and drugs
Let's take a shot for every time we've said "I don't want to get that drunk tonight"
Dude this weed has me so paranoid.
Yeah tell me about it I just screamed after I coughed because my own cough scared me.
I'm licking blood from my knuckles and I still haven't found my car keys..are you in town tonight?
Randomize
