smell my finger.
Too tired to do the dishes so I made mac and cheese in a teapot. There's still some left if you want some...
I found his backpack for the weekend. All it had was ping pong balls, mardi gras beads, and Tums.
OMG bikini contest at the bar. You can see this one chicks scar from her c-section and I'm pretty sure she is the best of the bunch.
I was very proud of myself that day. I had an awesome time. I don't care if I negatively impacted others.
The black hole just entered the party man, I can literally see guys starting to move towards her.
Its official the day you get back into town we are having a going away to jail party for me. My last wish before prison is to shit faced drunk with you, get into a fist fight, and then cuddle up and fall asleep. Just like old times <3
Do you know of any good hiding spots in the Atlanta area?
You called a girl at 4:30am to tell her "your pussy is my top priority" while simultaneously Urban Spooning late night cafes.
I am very happy to share that the hospital says the testicle pain is normal and that they are going to take care of it.
Is it just me or does the sex still keep getting better? I wasn't crying, my eyes just watered from how hard I was cumming.
I hate waking up Sunday morning and thinks "how many friends did I lose last night".... Normally it's between 1-5.
I want to put in my resignation as an adult. From now on I will be spending my time drinking beer and skiing.
Once you've had an oral std scare, you're an expert.
Like every two minutes he would pull out and whipser "don't you do it, you bastard" while looking at his penis. His new name in my phone is 'penis whisperer'
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