So how Liz Lemon is this? I bring a boy home, we get in bed, and I realize there's a lean pocket wrapper in the sheets.
I would have done the walk of shame but I couldnt walk
So J keeps drinking his last bit of drink, then spitting it out and drinks it again. Savor the flavor?
KATE. I JUST NOTICED THAT LOWERCASE D'S LOOK LIKE SLIPPERS.
You said your dick dragged you up the stairs
If I had to give her an idea on what it means to be ur date I would compare it to being Ralph macchio's gf in the first karate kid... That's one of the coolest things I've ever said... I love drugs.
I'm sorry I put you in the washing machine. I honestly thought you would fit.
I found my phone outside under the leaves by the curb. What the fuck did I do last night
There's a questionable stain on Harley's bed...would they have sex on a dog bed?
We're only going to be this young and this cute but for so long. And how often is it that a pack of Albanian law students is in your house?!
Found a piece of twizzler in my buttcrack.
He made me put my cow print vest and my cowboy hat from my ' sheriff woody' costume and said I'll show you a woody. What I charmer huh!? I love make up sex
I mixed Jack with hot chocolate. This may be the best or worst idea ever. I have yet to find that out
Teacher vividly described one of the times he did shrooms, sat down, sighed, and told everyone to go do drugs and let us out 15 minutes into class. I love community colleges
Why did you buy a cock ring?
I’m going to propose to his penis
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