I think the phrase "bag of smashed assholes" describes it best
get your tongue out of his mouth and answer your phone. if your not doing more than making out i'm gonna be so pissed. i'm about to sleep in your car bitch
Lady with a stroller in a bar. Think she's out of my league?
Joey just asked me if I ever got anything stuck in my vag.
was it embarrassing when you had to say yes?
I don't care how high you are, you can't finger me while eating potato chips.
come onnn, where's your sense of adventure?!
I left it in that guy's dorm room.
We were running down las vegas boulevard at 8:30 am with our beers cause we were late for our flight
My week is over as of 8pm tonight, and I'm herpes free...Let's rage
Ok. So let me get this straight. She treats her vagina like a clown car, yet judges me for just making out with the guy that bought all of us shots?
He pulled the pencil out of my leg and then we fucked. It felt sorta like pulp fiction in reverse.
I mean he gave me an 'I owe you an orgasm' fist bump
idk about you, but when i sext i just hit em with the "yo lets bang" text
Well... I got her number now... I think she is a dish best served drunk
It seems that Coffee is the true alpha male.
I pelvic thrusted so hard while he was eating me out that his nose started bleeding. I think it's broken. Trophy scars, right?
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