He just posted pic of sad weiner and half a butt cheek. That is it. I HATE online dating.
when i grow up i'm putting garbage disposals in all showers of my house so when you vomit in the shower its easy clean up
So apparently the christmas orgy was a complete disaster
I just want uncharted vagina. Fresh and ripe.
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HI MARY. THERE IS A RAINBOW AT OUR APARTMENT
Your argument isn't valid... just because I test the waters doesn't make me gay. Makes me versatile. And who doesn't love that!
Things I have learnt this week: bubble mix is toxic. Extremely toxic.
Told the cab driver to take me to narnia last night. Turns out there's a bar called narnia on the south side of town. We are in business
LETS THROW SHIT OFF THE PORCH
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
So you broke your ribs while fucking? Dude you just got about 25% hotter.
I almost rear ended this hot guy driving a Porsche Cayenne just so I could get his phone number
Do you think it's illegal to drive without your pants on?
How do I say “I have great tits” without it sounding awful
He also sent me nipple clamps because romance is NOT dead
Did I ever tell you what happened that night after he ran you over?
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