Youre a pretentious asshole and im not sure who you think you are. Get the hell over yourself and the self righteous culture snob image because its pretty obnoxious.
there were no ball for pong so he bought cat toys..... they had bells in them
Vodka and Eggs at 9:30AM = thank you, America.
we ended up on her 9 year old brothers bed and he saw the whole thing.... now he will know how to use his equipment
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Fuck him for salsa, please. I heard its a good recipe.
Maybe not, but you have to admit watching him get hit by the car was gratifying
You can fuck me but I'm keeping my parka on.
So the dude who sold me my english book is the same guy who let me punch him in the face in exchange for a cig at a party a few weeks ago. small world huh ?
It's George Washington's Birthday. Can you not put on some red white and blue and get really drunk for the original Merican??
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Saw a girl outside my apartment shotgun a bud light, then a red bull, get in her Tahoe, and drive 4 people away. Gotta love thirsty Thursday.
He literally cried into his tacos and screamed fuck bitches. Don't know if it was the best, or the worst hook up, ever.
He just used the word frick. Is that a possible red flag?
For someone I see at the bar by herself all the time... I should have know she had a tazer.
He put your tit in his mouth. Professionalism is out the window after that.
okay valid
I know he’s married, but he’s still a guy with balls and a dick. He noticed my cleavage and stared at my ass. He’ll call.
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