please. tell me to stop eating out of the trash.
Brandy, I need a picture of your boobs. Not time to explain.
What do you think that old couple was thinking when they saw me puking in the QT parking lot at ten in the morning?
people should stop making movies, we'll never top bio-dome.
dude smells like cheese burgers and loose women...... i want his life
i no longer even have beer goggles. i'm pretty sure i blacked out and had beer lasik.
i no longer feel bad for not doin my schoolwork. im watching a porn in french. this MUST qualify as studying.
i hope someone procrastinates by putting up the pics up...
sarah said she can't even post all of hers due to facebook indecency rules
Lil wasted at a baby shower. Here's to beating teen pregnancy BOTTOMS UP
We listened to Rod Stewart Pandora and slow danced in the shower.
110% paid for our cab with a lap dance
The one with glasses said he was keeping my bra. He had me sign it before he left and he said he would be hanging it up in his bunker. I support our troops.
Can i have the words "she went crazy and never came back" written on my grave?
Went home with a guy last night with Taco Bell sauce in my hair and on my pants
Am I the only one who finds it completely appropriate to pre-game our Brazilians?
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