The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
Damn. That makes sense
I know im like the sherlok holmes of sexual problems
Girl last night got so wet when I was going on down her it flooded up my nose. I nearly drown
I'm at my inlaws playing Scrabble. Go Fuck Yourself.
MRIs the morning after St. Patty's Day was a poor choice.
Awesome morning. I just met my boyfriend's wife, should I have shaken her hand or was the hug a tad over the top?
at least he left the skimmer on the side of the pool so i could fish out my thong in the morning
if this hangover is indicative of how 2011 is gonna be, i want nothing to do with it
uhh when the x-ray tec was moving your head you licked his hand and meowed.. i think he knew you weren't sober
him being a republican bothers me way more than his coke problem.
I can measure my amount of vomit in solo cups.
People are talking politics and I have had 9 mimosas
And I am bleeding like slutty girl #1 In a horror movie
We broke the bed while I was handcuffed to the headboard and let's just say that was a hard one to explain to the RA
well, you know. whores of a feather.
Got kicked out of the club and woke up at a frat house. Good night? Couldn't tell you. I got a date out of it I'm glad someone thinks my drinking problem is cute.
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