new midget porn idea. Wizard of Jizz: Munchkins Revenge
Someone should tell Glenda that I only hang with her because she makes me look prettier.
So I'm driving and this guy next to me at the stop light is reving his engine and honking at me. Motherfucker thinks that's because I'm asian and drive a honda I'm automatically going to race him
The nice sales man at 711 gave me a handful of free lighters for buying a carton of cigarettes. I guess the depressed damsel in distress look works for me.
This flask doesn't match my outfit. I hope the gays don't mind.
Also, the drinking age in Japan is 20. At what point in the sky am I allowed to start downing alcohol?
It's a gift. Kind of like morning wood in my brain.
So burnt out. Like weed hangover. And someone just fell through the ceiling outside of my class. How's your morning going?
he kept telling me how much his girlfriend would love me while we were making. why does tequila always do this to me?
And that's the fourth pair of yoga pants with unwashable stains from you.
This drive is very scenic
And I'm chugging whiskey in the back
As you should, soak in all this country has to offer
Are there any rules against fucking the hot TA?
Maybe for her....
Her problem, not mine
this is the last time i am going to a 7am booty call
You are a genius and a whore.
Your parents are gone and we haven't fucked in their bed... why?
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