i just won a 100 dollar gift card to walmart in a karaoke contest...i love kentucky
White boys cant dance....we did an empirical study
I envy your ability to put any word in front o the word beer and make drinking before 5 sound like a socially sanctioned event.
I've drank myself into a smaller pants size. Who ever said alcoholism was unhealthy was mistaken.
Kelly Kapowski is pregnant and it's not Zach Morris'. I no longer believe in true love.
sober me hid the cigs from drunk me. sober me is a tricky bitch.
In Denver there are more bars per capita than any other city also the healthiest city. That means lots of drunk girls and no fatties.
he broke into my appartment and left me a waffle maker...
Atlanta road trip update. Jimmy fell into the petting tank at the aquarium. And freaked out. With cops now... Keep you posted
You raged at the rock climbing place for not selling beer and then just said "fuck it" and pulled out a flask.
walked into my roommates bathroom to her throwing up a quesadilla while singing come on skinny taco
do me a favor, I need this weekend off so can you work your magic and blow my boss again?
I just formed the "shit on a tree in Chicago club." And I feel awful about it.
Yep. The ghost of my sex life is in your house.
I should probably apologize for licking you last night since you drove me home, but I stand by my decision
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