I'm drive I can fine osifer
Dude I just figured out the mystery flavor of airhead is vodka sprite, no way i'm wrong
a girl in my class is on a twilight fan site and running her fingers on the screen as edwards body comes up.
Who would have sex with her? She looks like she shops at baby gap
Yeah go get her. And don't bring her clothes I want her to walk back in her Christmas stocking dress. Take pictures.
Had sex on a washing machine in a pool of beer. Can you say success.
OK am i seriously the only one who thinks Cocaine Tuesdays is a bad idea?
Dinner?
YES CON MARGARITAS POR FAVOR!!!! MUCHO MARGARITAS!!!
I had to help him get his zipper down in front of his dad so he could pee in the bushes. That Is what moonshine does to you.
I just rolled a blunt at my desk. Happy early Friday!
He just asked me to be his girlfriend while having sex on his parents kitchen counter
Well as if this year didn't suck enough already, I can now count 2015 as the year I got chlamydia
I shotgunned a beer immediately puked and rallied. And by rallied I mean had sex in the bathroom after he held my hair.
What a gentleman.
YOU SHOULD HAVE BEEN THE FIRST VISITOR TO CHRISTMASLAND
IT'S FUCKING BABY SEASON ON FACEBOOK. MY VAGINA WANTS TO THROW UP
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