What do you think she thinks of us?
I think she thinks we're whores... but ya I think she likes us
I was giving him a blow job in the kitchen, but it was uncomfortable. so i took the oven mitts and used them as knee pads.
Don't tell me i'm not fucking resourceful.
pretty sure i saw you masturbating on chatroulette a minute ago. yes, i can recognize your cock
I THOUGHT I SAW YOU
just because she threw up on my junk doesnt mean i dont like asians anymore
4 to the list in one week. Slutsville isn't as fun as the brochure promised.
I heard an explosion in the backyard. You told me you were playing "will it burn".
Yea. I couldn't get a job in fast food but I can teach Americas youth. The future looks great
Let's just say he sent me a picture of his dick and I was more impressed with the collection of video games he had in the background...
I came back and almost ran over two people passed out in my driveway I've never met before in my life
He has silky zebra print sheets, which you would think he put on just for me, but the bed was unmade. Did I just sleep with a closet case??
Its was awkward last year cuz in the middle of it her mom bust In the room with noise makers and champagne
Have fun in Vegas! Be safe, use condoms, and take a pic of Jon beforehand to give out when he goes missing. It will help the police.
I just pulled back the shower curtain to reveal Cinnamon Toast Crunch and a spoon in the bathtub. Ambien is a hell of a drug.
you walked into the party, and all you had on was your left sock... literally.
come on Dane.. ive been there. im like the female version of you, except with morals
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