Did you hit it?
Turns out she was a he. but to answer your question, yes.
So pretty much, I was trying to piece last night together and remembered a point where I was pointing to you heart then touching your face. I'm not sure that I ever translated that to "I like your personality better than your looks" but that's what I meant
We're 3 acts into this drag show and we've already run out of Lady Gaga songs.
then she made me sanitize my hands before fingering her...i may have found my soulmate
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i wish the dell website had a "did you drink an entire bottle of rum and stepped on your laptop which shattered the screen this weekend and would like to know how to fix it without your parents finding out FAST?" link on their homepage.. i can't be the only one
woke up on the kitchen floor in the recovery position. at least drunk me remembered sober me's emt training
I was more concerned about the amount of mcdonalds fries on the floor around me than i was with my lack of clothes.
I'm pretty sure I just woke up to one of the airport janitors saying that she wanted to tie me up and do something.. I couldn't hear what, thank god
There where 3 half naked girls passed out on the pool table, I crawled under it and just as I was about to go to sleep some guy walks up and says: "dude nice spot" walks away and comes back with a pillow.
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We 6 way cheers-ed with French fries last night, hammered, in the booth.
How am I supposed to be friends with him when there's an exact replica of his dick in my underwear drawer?
Soo I woke up in the storage room at best western....I dont even know what say
Would giving a bouquet of flowers to my mother be a good way to say, "sorry you walked in on my boyfriend eating me out"?
That's why god made go-pro's and tequila
I had to pee so bad that I snuck into the bathroom while they were in the shower. At her request, he was massaging her boobs so they could grow faster. Also there was a laser light machine.
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