Ok just saw a girl open a pillbox, dump it out on her notebook and count out 13 adderall tabs and put them in a baggie and leave. Oh hey college.
When they saw it was the 7th inning of the baseball game one took off running for the beer stand while his friend is yelling "BUY THE KEG"!
is it consensual if they're cheered on by a room filled with 30 people?
She ate the cookie then went to the emergency room. Now her fam is pressing charges. Don't people understand you DON'T steal baked goods from potheads??
Your lower body and my face have had way too much contact lately.
I lost it last night. That was humiliating. Cincinnati is now covered in my puke.
The used rubbers I threw behind her bed all semester must have landed on the baseboard heater. They went up in smoke when she turned on the heat last night.
When I picked you up, you were drinking Maker's Mark out of the bottle with a crazy straw.
I tried to twerk on a barn in 3 inch heels at a party last night and nose dived into mud. These were all new friends. I'm probably not allowed back. Cool.
It was easier that asking where the vagina platter is.
I seriously doubt I'm gonna be able to properly put your dick in my mouth whilst upside down, but I'm willing to give it my best shot
No, it's ok. He's Greek. To him I'm just a light drinker, not an alcoholic.
You're like my little fucked up version of the groundhog seeing its shadow, only it's boobs and warm weather.
he's not even weird he's been offering me different drinks all night
oh i remember now hes the guy that liked when i peed on him
How many weight watcher activity points do you think sex is worth?
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