ask if his dick looks like a sausage. alex's bro told me that's a sure sign. btw took pain pills. maybe shouldn't listen to me.
It was like my butthole was peeing. Felt comforting yet not fulfilling.
Just so we both are on the same page, I have no solid plans as to where I'll be sleeping tonight.
Dude dan is so baked he taped his remote to the futon so he couldn't lose it again. Come over here
and then he tried plucking my nose hairs. lines were crossed.
I just read "to infinity and beyond" as "to infidelity and beyond" something is seriously wrong with my psyche
someone wrote my own number down on my hand and then call me.
I'm surprised I didn't lose anything last night. Except maybe my dignity but other than that we gucci.
DON'T YOU TELL ME I HAVE HERPES ON MY BIRTHDAY. THAT IS MOST DEFINITELY NOT A HAPPY BIRTHDAY.
That amount of times your family has seen my boobs is getting ridiculous.
We can't stop being roommates, you do such a good job of holding my hair back when I puke. I don't wanna buy hair elastics.
I did way too many drugs this past week for having a broken nose #commitment
If I walk downstairs and Kelly is fucking in the laundry room again I'm gonna die
I took my makeup off with mouthwash. Seemed like a good idea. It worked.
I think I'm emotionally ready to start being a slut again. I'm excited.
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