My booty call said shes done doing the walk of shame. Wtf is that?
It's what anyone that sleeps with you, specifically, does when they leave. Some do it even when they just think of you.
Speaking of school, I've done the math and I get laid about 10 times more often than I did before I got my law degree. $100,000 well spent.
i checked my sent messages this morning and i had apparently tried to text the bar, saying "idk what i drank, do you?"
I took a picture of his ID so i could remember how to spell his last name and facebook stalk him later...I think he saw me do it
I just told you I can't. My fingers are melting. I have discovered the high.
You threw a bunch of trashcans into the middle of the street and nothing happened. I fell on one car and suddenly there were cops everywhere...
No. No. And hell no. If you are driving a Honda Fit you are not allowed to give me a dirty look. No.
No, the real question is if you drink like I drink why WOULDN'T you wear a cape.
I just sit in the cubicle for 8 hours and do keagles.
my mom went out and bought me new sheets and redecorated my room. its like she's more excited for me to get laid tomorrow for the first time in two months than I am.
BTW the amount of schmoozing I am doing towards some guy for an ID that may or may not look like you... You better love me.
I'm topless, wearing a fur coat, stink of sex, and eating dim sum. 2015 is off to a great start.
I want to respect them as people, but really I just want to have sex with them.
I just put my eye make up on in the bathroom of the bar.... I may be too comfortable here....
Also, I'm not that drunk, but I'm thinking of pulling the blinds all the way up and casting some porn up onto the living room TV to establish dominance over our neighbors.
Randomize
