I just had a 2 1/2 hr conversation about the pros and cons of taping your ballsack to your taint, which then led into the unveilling of lady gaga being a hermaphrodite.
got some bad news about ur virginity. she didnt make it thru the night
I wonder what gingers are like in bed...as awkward as their hair or just as unique as it...?
Just got back from my 9:00 am class to find my roommate soaking her lifesaver gummies in vodka so she can have them for a snack in class later.
I don't remember much but I remember it was a unanimous decision that Santa was indeed real and Cait's stripping somehow proved this.
He grabbed onto my boobs while slipping on ice then proceeded to drag me down with him I'm not predicting head in his future
I wonder if i could put a dildo on my bike seat to encourage me to exercise.
My brother just asked if I would keep having one nighters with that guy because he really likes the organic cotton v-necks he leaves behind.
Keep your head up. His game is good, and you should be honoured to be a notch on his wall. If it makes you feel better, if it wasn't you, it was going to be me.
Hey will pizza rolls help if you accidentally get a diabetic chihuahua drunk?
she keeps a switchblade in her panty drawer... i am both terrified and slightly turned on
have fuck
*fun
actually forget it have a fuck too it'll do you good
well at least you got laid last nighT. I woke up on a pile of laundry
day drinking didnt prepare me for this..
Alcohol and video games. A solid Friday night. Even before covid
Randomize
