What's proper 1 nite stand etiquette?
Say hi to his dad and make him some breakfast.
Okay call me later ill be watching lifetime and scrubbing throw up off my feet
she'd have to be at LEAST a cup size bigger for me to even consider putting up with her voice
I just saw a girl walk by me wearing a "kiss me I'm pro choice" shirt. Is that a signal for easy access?
she just gave me a present from you... on a stripper pole. in front of the whole club. :)
WHY ISNT THIS A PICTURE MESSAGE
I think the name vodka for a girl is amazing
I let a drunk, gay man in a dragon costume motor-boat me. With his dragon head.
We got the DJ into it too! "If there are any dudes into other dudes out there, my man mark is looking to get pounded. Buy him a drink stat!"
I wonder if a fish could survive in vodka
I could
I should have been on a postcard. I was sitting in the middle of the forest with a plate full of pot brownies and missing you.
She licked my face when I was on the phone with a customer and I just laughed. Im not sure if thats good or bad
We're taking a shot every time Landon Donovan takes a shot. It's clever, sort of.
We found Mulan.
I thought you were in bed what the hell
Basically taped my dick down because it's too obvious in this costume...
I remember you banged her while I was dying on your couch, so good call
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