my periods are so regular now that they are sync-ed with my subscriptions of vogue.
You ran away and I found you three blocks later lying by a dumpster because "that's where your life belongs"
i just saw a guiness commercial where the guiness was on the verge of spilling the whole time. i was on the edge of my seat scared shitless. im an alcoholic.
My financial aid advisors would be so pissed if they knew I was spending my loan money on strippers
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I got my parents high. They've been watching spongebob for six hours. You cannot tell me I'm not the favorite
i'm drinking with a bunch of phds, i feel very stupid but good about my drinking abilities
Are you really this nice or are you just trying to get in my pants?
Both?
She's lying on the sidewalk wailing that she is gonna die alone, with hundreds of strangers watching us, and also we lost Kate, . Please help me
hand shaped bruises on both boobs again....i wish i could say this is the first time.
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Her hair goes down to her lower back and nobody was there to held it back for her. She looked like chewbacca dipped in vomit.
I GOOGLED IT. BEES CAN MASTURBATE. WHAT.
I have seriously seen way too may DIY cut off jean booty shorts and half shirts on fat girls this summer. Fuck you Pinterest.
It's no shave November. This is our time.
By the end of our first date my penis was pierced.
Found out that I went to the same elementary school as the guy I'm hooking up with. Kosher or no
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