I miss Bob Barker.
Yeah, more like Douche Carey...
yeah it's now facebook official. i can no longer pretend shes my girl on the side
No I'm not okay I had a crush on the singer of Tokio Hotel for four months and now you tell me he's a dude?
he was drinking wine. Puking into an empty water bottle. And eating french toast. ....All at the same time.
some dude is stoned out of his mind in my calc class. just shouted that the teacher was a genius cause he got rid of so many numbers
you're wrong. we DID have sex last night. just ask your roommate. you seriously don't remember him asking to join us?
Where did this racoon skin hat, stop sign and bag full of tacos come from?
Narnia or $5 pitcher night either way
I just want to let you know how hung over I am today and I fucked a girl in a kangaroo costume last night.
I missed rounds this morning...my senior resident hooked me up to and IV and made me stay in the clinic because he said I didn't look presentable enough to walk around the hospital
If by "Are you high?" u mean "Did you just pass out at Genghis Grill walking to your table and falceplant?" the answer is yes.
I can feel your movements against the shared wall we are leaning up against. It makes me feel as though we are one. Queue Pocahontas song...
Do you rver get that feeling like their are poprocks filling ur boday?
So I have to borrow my moms car tomorrow to go pick up my ID from the strip club so I can board my plane tomorrow
I'm not getting off this floor. I love this floor
He really is. Owns his own house and has more than one towel!
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