They wont let us in. Theyve some sort of no Daft Punk costume rule
i was more sad about losing him as neighbor on fishville than as a boyfriend
I havnt had this much beer since i losodt my virginity. thank. god.
My econ prof just gave me a shot glass because I was the "randomly picked" winner of the lecture. Ties into our supply and demand lecture, supplied with a shot glass, demand a thirsty thursday
Being the adderall dealer on campus, I feel responsible for everyone graduating.
I blacked out before two in the afternoon yesterday. Now that's a successful birthday.
we drunk the bar out of liquor so the guy was selling us bottles of wine for $2a each. Only good thing to come outta this flood
I didn't ask for a picture of your soft dick.
I found an inside smoking lounge. I'll be here for the next 4 hours. A nice old Canadian lady has befriended me and let me use her lighter. Fuck Hartsfield-Jackson AND this layover. I win.
Oh my god did you actually lose a tooth
I don't want to be "that guy" but I may have accidentally sent a dick pic to your mom
When's the best time to point out that all of my orgasms this year have been self-administered? Valentine's day?
Just so u know, "come here buckey" has no effect on ur cat, but "hey fucker you wanna get high or what?" will cause him to run from the other room knocking shit over. We smoked outta the gravity bong, then he went and ate.
I despise everything about her. Except her tits.
Seriously. There were about 4 hours in which I swear my nose was not attached to my face.
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