that place is a roofie-colada waiting to happen
i'm ok with that.. with the right DD it's just a cheaper drunk.. it's the economy, stupid
god I hate her. why can't she just fuck and leave like a normal slut.
It's a Westpoint/Army thing, we talk about Miley Cyrus a lot
Why?
Because when is jailbait ever not funny? Answer: Never
Just saw a guy from Kansas and a guy from Nebraska arguing over who had less of an accent. God Bless the Midwest.
is it customary for a bride to wear white even if she's a whore? i feel tie-dye would have been more accurate
Exactly how does jacking off in my purse count as a 'early christmas present'?
spotted: something called the tunnel of opression. i feel like if we patricipated we wouldnt even be phased or we could run it better than them
You made out with a guy who refers to his cock as "rafiki." Are you proud of yourself?
I'm so high that I'm intently watching my neighbor move his car back and forth in order to put his motorcycle in the garage, and getting irritated that it seems so complicated.
Some guy I've never met before just came outside and started rolling a blunt on our fence and passed it around to all six of us. At eight in the morning. Today's gonna be weird.
I'm just trying to win a butt plug dude
At least your road beer policy is responsible. Well, relatively speaking.
Why is it that the asexual in our group is the one that gets laid the most often??
What can I say, I just want your vagina in my mouth.
You did what with his pubic hair?
Randomize
