Skanksgiving break is awesome already... pilgrim and indian roleplay tonight.
we did anal to Party In The USA and he busted to Firefies .. felt like we were fucking in a middle school dance
Well regardless of where or with who you will be blacking out and i will be pouring shots down ur throat like a baby bird
I've reached the slutty point of no return. And it feels like multiple orgasms and coke lines
i had them turn on teen mom at the bar so i wouldnt be tempted to go home and make babies with the guy next to me
It's Friday afternoon and I'm drunk. This is how I cope.
What changed your mind?
Being sober
I vaguely remember seeing that couple making out in front of that store and i yelled "I ALSO LOVE THE ROCKY MOUNTAIN SOAP COMPANY!"
He tried to make small talk to hide the fact that he was struggling to unhook my bra... at least he tried right?
We have a little not a lot. We already rolled a blunt and named him Ron.
I'm taking the day off so I can get drunk at Whole Foods before noon
He offered to dress his dick up as Charlie Chaplin to cheer me up.
Keep him.
And then he served me a piece of a brownie on his dick. It tasted amazing. Such a good night!
No, not if I told them not to. they listen to me. I have a vagina.
Seriously if we go to rome ur fucking me into the sunset on a wrought iron balcony overlooking Vatican City
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