Whssdazt areerg yiu up to? U thijk ur lame!
read your last text- its a foreign language-im not ignoring you, easyyy
He is drunkenly eating my teddy grahms and making little growling noises as he bites the head off of each one.
so i just drove past a racoon and a kid on a long board... god i love 4am white castle runs
just drew up plans to mow my front lawn into the American flag for world cup. that high and patriotic.
The freshman next to me just said "I was rocking out on my way here to Dave Matthews..." I wish I would have passed this class the first time.
I won the karaoke contest at the bar last night, when they called my name i was doing blow off the toilet seat, i thought they caught me, i didnt even know there wasa contest
party gras won. party gras always wins.
How do I explain the handcuffs and tanning goggles on our living room floor? There's rope too. The cats love the rope.
He just walked from his house to mine. Walked in and asked for a hug and then left.. And he's sober.
I did cocaine off my boobs last night. Then I wrote two essays and went on a run. Go me
Good news my life of crime finally paid off
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its like you know when i get waxed
What made you think singing Silent Night while I was puking was a good idea?!?!
But unlike the human Walter the plant Walter will someday grow to satisfy my needs
last night is slowly putting itself back together. Its one giant slutty puzzle, all the pieces are covered in tequila and shame.
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