If only Ben were 51% gay instead of 49%
i cant finish this easy-mac because i need it for a chaser.
you made me watch la bamba, and then you yelled at me for disrespecting your mexican heritage.
hows the new call of duty?
I only had sex with the game case so far, but that part was awesome.
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i tried slipping money on her dresser whenever she brings guys home hoping she'll start to question her goals in life... i think its only encouraging her
I found out during it when he said "my girlfriend never does this" so he's all to blame, I had no idea until half way through.
his dad came out and found me sleeping indian style on the couch with my cup balancing on my boobs. didn't spill a drop.
The to do list extremely baked self wrote for me last night says "1. Join gym 2. Passport? 3. Join a gym" And then just a drawing of a squid
When a man can't even pay attention to you when you're telling him about how big his penis is, there's something wrong
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I'm a wonderful, drunk angel of hydration and sometimes absinthe.
Got home. All the lights were on. All the doors were unlocked. My room was covered in beads, there's puke in the sink and of course our toilet is still broke. I'd say it was a decent Mardi Gras
Yeah, we agreed, but I feel like I need at least one more ride on the bonecoaster
And here I thought that was one nut sack too many
I just ate broccoli before drinking. Does that make me a responsible adult?
You ate my ass why wouldn't I remember you
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