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is not sure whether or not everyone at the club last night calling me a-easy is a good thing?
Beverly Hills, 90210. Cleveland Browns, 0.
I just wanna go home eat some pizza rolls, get warm and jerk off, and it's only 845. This shit was supposed to make me see unicorns. Not cry
wanna play who's drunker? I just made macaroni & cheese taco and offered it to the pizza Guy as a tip.
Barack Obama mentioned plan B and suddenly this address seems a lot more personal
I hijacked a bellboy cart and rolled into the party dancing on it
I am now best friends with a lesbian named Zulu. I am pretty hammered already and made a game time decision to stay here another night,for partying purposes
Is your answer to that text seriously a right parenthesis
My dick hurts from so many people grabbing it last night. We're not going back to that club
He took my virginity but also my remaining pizza. i dont know how to feel right now.
hitting rock bottom is getting taziki in your hair & simply putting it in a bun instead of actually dealing with it, just like your problems
MY DAD KEEPS LIKING PORN LINKS/ALBUMS ON FACEBOOK AND THEY ALL SHOW UP IN MY NEWSFEED
How many hotdogs are you going to eat today?
THE LIMIT DOES NOT EXIST.
I put miralax in my rum/coke. Go hard or go home.
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