Oh and I watched laurens last episode on the hills. its been an emotional day
I'm still with the girl from last night. remember to call me conrad and that i work for PETA
Soooo my gf got the droid and doesn't have BBM anymore, I think its over for her
We discussed our relationship status. We're dating exclusively. And the conversation was followed by him saying "C'mon baby, let's make you orgasm!" .....I'm gonna marry him.
I have a page in my 2010 scrapbook dedicated to pictures of his cock.
They just asked a fat guy to move to the other side of the plane. Send me a pic of your tits incase we crash
It's either gonna be a cock in my mouth or a burger. You decide which.
On way back. With a shopping cart. Minimal casualties.
How early is too early to study with margaritas?
Good god you suck at this wake up call. Seriously. If I can, after consuming enough vodka to subdue a russian soldier, muster up enough motivation to call you in the morning and send you naked pictures the least you could do is pick up.
He's pretending to be my boyfriend so that my family won't bother us when we sneak off to smoke weed
Sex in your truck helped me start regaining feeling in my jaw. Thanks!
I'm sobbing to NWA
He was so wasted he lit his sink on fire with shit he found in his room....it was smokeless. Chemistry majors drunk = the coolest shit ever.
Well it was okay until he pinned my arms over my head and I found the loaded pistol tucked behind the bed... THIS IS WHY WE DON'T FUCK BOYS IN MONTANA ANYMORE
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