if you don't open the door right now liz is going to get pregnant
Lesson Learned this Week... If it seems too good to be true he is probably just trying to get you pregnant.
Dude, didnt you only know that guy for a month and he is demanding offspring?
Apparently, at this age my womb is an early conversation
nyquil sex gave me 6 orgasms so I support that
Ya. I was the definition of a shit show. I woke up outside my door when my alarm went off
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We ran out of wine so we are trying the absinthe you brought over from Spain like 3 years ago. Please call me at noon tomorrow. If we die, its your fault
its not a party unless mikie exposes himself
Ok, Jen and I are going out tonight and getting rowdy. I think you and Steph need to come. I understand if you can't, but not going out means you're automatically obligated to post bail. If necessary.
She wanted to roleplay. Apparently you be snow and i'll be a plow wasn't an option
Just puke out the sadness. Like a fuckin dragon.
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who is the naked dude on the coffee table
thats jeff, jeff is nice so don't be rude
WHY DID YOU INVITE ALEX?!?
Because she offered to bring a keg.
And also because you fucked her in an alley last week and I'm trying to be a good friend.
That was right around the time that the drunken mess pulled out his dick in front of myself and like 10 other people and started peeing all over the train platform while saying, "Sometimes a bear gets you brother. Sometimes a bear gets you."
Pretty standard Thursday night commute for you, no?
I really need to stop having sex.. I haven't been able to get a brush through the back of my hair for a good week and a half
He made me ask permission to to cum and it made me cum.
So I figured it out. There's two types of shitters. Moaners and grunters. And on occasion there's a third. It's the ill fabled grunt moaner.
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