Help. Asians are flirting in front of me(773): They speak asian
I hate how you keep a running list of people who have seen me naked.
im the poster child for why you shouldnt play beer pong with wine.
it took you forty minutes to realize it was a gay bar.
My grandma had to be escorted out by police.
This is now the friendly bartender typing for him. He wants to be on you. He is going to "destroy your vagina". Good luck and sorry if this woke you up!
What the fuck could you be doing in that room to make her yell "Beginners Luck!" over and over again?
Just did it in a room with glowing stars to Peter Gabriel's down to earth on shrooms. This is like god
I woke up on some strangers couch covered in salad mix and oatmeal cream pies. The struggle is absolutely real.
I'm a terrible person when I drink. I went from fine to not making any sense and yelling about cheese in like 30 seconds.
She walked into the kitchen, said 'we've come to this time of the party,' reached into the bowl of cold spaghetti and shoved a handful in her mouth.
He drives a PT Cruiser.... that should have been my first clue.
I just texted my mom from a strip club.
It was like mission impossible.
but with sex.
I suppose writing him up is more professional than keying his car.
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