Saw a Delta Zeta recruitment poster today. On it, somebody added, "All you need is your daddy's credit card and a lack of self-respect."
Besides Rainforest Cafe, there's nowhere i'd rather be intoxicated than here
It feels like Jesus smacked me in the face with the new testament for drinking so much last night
1. my parents still have sex. 2. being a screamer runs in the family. 3. so much so that i can tell what number of orgasms she's on. 4.so looks like i'm stuck outside a while
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Blonde 1 is sitting on the floor crying and blonde 2 is asleep with her face in the toilet. This isn't what I had in mind when they asked me back
I've never seen a kid turn down a sure thing for a possible handy by a freshmen. You need to re-evaluate.
We are cuddling. She is so cute when she is too high to be a loud bitch.
My roommate has gone Christmas crazy. It looks like Jack Frost came all over my living room. Wanna come fuck me in the fake snow by the fireplace?
well they never fully had sex so she's like an eskimo step-sister. I'll make a family tree for you.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I mean with a sentence like that I knew I would be cumming
You told him about your cats? I told his friend to put his dick in my mouth, and you talked about cats!?
Don't worry I sent a creepy stalker message to a guy I slept with 6 years ago, Sunday Funday rock bottom
I'm extremely upset that I wasted my "having sex with a guy at work" card on him
I am become drunk, destroyer of all worlds
honestly, fuck you guys. i'm gonna get drunk by myself
Randomize