I would do horrible things to your vagina.
Prove it.
THEY HAVE A VOMIT TROUGH.
What?
A TROUGH FOR VOMIT.
you should have seen his reaction to my boobs, it was like he just met god
i really should have bought real food rather than condoms, olives, coleslaw and beer...
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is it just my freshly shaved vagina or is the guy at the end of the table pretty cute??
I can't wait to be a mother. My daughters gonna outdrink every boy in her grade
...Then she just started hitting me with a loaf of bread.
He wants to know how I lost my bra in his pants....id like to know too
Idk wtf I would do on a date. I thought wed passed that stage at least for a while. Nowadays dates should consist of blackouts and shameful mistakes.
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My only expectation is honesty. And three orgasms every time.
They play video games, go on acid trips, and in times of need, are willing to donate plasma together. COUPLE OF THE YEAR.
I NEED to see if his girl has a sister.
Just met my French neighbor. We watched a crow die together, so we're pretty tight.
I did what i always do when i miss him; masturbate and watch Bridges of Madison County.
I came and sneezed at the same time. Words can't describe how awesome it was.
Just woke up to the cat unconscious on my stomach, his face between my tits, purring to bring down the walls. I'm endeared and horrified at the same time.
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