And God said, "Let there be Twilight," and it was so.
I should injure you considerably.
Omg just want to confirm: got drunk, naked in street, fucked in bathroom and puked on bart.
you won't ask to borrow his earbuds because you think it's gross, but you'll have sex with him?
When we ran out of red solo cups we switched to Starbucks cups for beer pong... Who doesn't want to live in Seattle?
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An alarm set every 45 minutes saying "FATTY" and one every afternoon saying "CASPER" every day until spring break is a foolproof plan to being bikini ready
I wonder what a non-hungover friday at work is like
It's Christmas week. I wouldn't know what to do if i wasn't hung over.
Our suitemates are shrooming again. I left a less colorful dress hanging on the door, change before you come in because purple is making Maeve cry.
just watched my roommates get stoned and jury rig a pulley system to pass the bowl back and forth across the room.
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He had a shameless baby voice when he was talking to my dog. There's no way I'm making it through the night with my clothes on.
Is it inception if it feels like another uterus is going to burst out of my current uterus?
It took me half an hour to realize I didnt know them
She sent me nudes via email. What the fuck are we still in the 90s? Grow up
Can we both just take a day off just to have sex? Is that acceptable as an adult?
I'd like to buy a season pass to your dick please.
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