Just saw truck nuts on a handicap conversion van
great, thanks for announcing that I gave you head over twitter
at least I said it was good
I just accidentally stumbled into an AA meeting...I think its a sign
that's almost as bad as that time i almost ashed in a baby carriage
It's confirmed. We did xmas carol the grocery store across the street from his building at 2:30am... Only the staff was there.
I've been alternating between telling people I was mauled by a bear or hit by a car to explain the massive unexplainable bruise on my leg. Slightly more worried now that the car idea is believable.
It was a legit night tell he threw a snowball in the bar, thats when I knew it was time to go to the next bar.
So I think before Superbowl weekend begins we should all take a look back on last year and learn from our pitfalls... AKA no touchdown shots and kitchen crying.
I've slept in a different bed every day this week. Operation Ho Ho Ho is a success!
We both got free alcohol and got laid by foreign men last night.
I'm not going out again for the rest of my life. I can't top this.
Dude your life.. At your sugar daddies house sending nudes to your fwb
Ok, maybe playing "whose family is most dysfunctional" wasn't the best drunk idea we've had. Todd''s been crying in the bathroom for an hour. We can't get him out...
My liver can't handle being unemployed!
But you''re still having sex with him. And a hobo convinced you to.
I’m a little confused...we were told by Cheeto Jesus and his minions multiple times that we would stop hearing about coronavirus the day after the election and, yet, I am still hearing about coronavirus. Is it possible they lied to us again?!?
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