Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
she is the kim kardashian of front butts
You can come over, sure. But I'll be watching college hockey during the blow job.
Bad behavior is like a petri dish that grows organically In my heart
My time here is complete. I think I have now thrown up in every major degree programs building
I am not sure which is more amazing; The fact that she offered me sex, beer AND nachos, or that she can properly use a semi-colon at her current blood alcohol level.
He used the expression "my couch is your couch" as a come on line.
I told him I was on the pill and it was OK to fire away. I want to never have to wear panty house or ever go to an office again. This is my early retirement plan. I want half of his NBA money.
You think you know everything because you're wearing a sweater
Hatred of squirrels is the least of my hereditary problems.
I'm in the line at Chipotle thinking: "What combo will best prepare my body for the open bar I'm going to subject it to tonight?"
Nobody wants to date "Eats Taco Bell Secretly In Her Car" Girl
It's volleyball. Just do it. You want to look sporty. Save sexy librarian for another day.
Hey I’m obsessed with Charlie Heaton from stranger things...not because he got caught at the border with coke...okay that’s a lot of it
Just because you got dumped by some loser doeant mean you need Jesus. It just means you need better friends and some booze
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