Nipple clamps can be ambiguous
i just sent my parents are gone come over I have condoms to my mom because Derek changed my numbers while I was passed out
because you can't take the autistic girl you're babysitting on a blunt ride.
Goats are brash and offensive and cocky animals
Are you high and at a petting zoo again?
Tonights dinner consisted of washing down my plan b pill with a bottle of wine and toast. College is turning my life around
all i could think about while he was eating me out was how pretty his eyelashes were
My bed smells like stale sex...I want it to smell like fresh sex, I miss you.
You rolled onto your side and told me 'this is the recovery position'. That was after you were stoned. You've done this way too much.
The only joy I have here is being able to shit with the door open.
Fyi, shaking your genitals at me doesn't count as "trying to have sex".
In other news: I massively over-caffeinated this morning. Everything is vibrating and I can SEE THROUGH TIME
She said "we just have chemistry" ... I wanted to say "no, you just have a vagina."
He told me that after two hours of fucking he feels as though his dick wants to detach from his body and go to Mexico..
Convinced if I was being murdered in my house no one would come and save me. If no one heard my 10000000 orgasms last night, there is no hope.
I cant wait to tell our kids we met because you subscribed to my onlyfans.
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