Send those Picts to my email please. From last night
Ps thx for the porn on my phone
;) ur welcome
You're perfectly engineered for doggy style
Opportunity cost of getting to econ after a night on the town > marginal benefit of attending class
Do you remember giving me altiods and wishing me good luck on the walk home?
we're tailgating intramural basketball with hard drugs and tequila...and i think the players are taking shrooms
check off brunette on the list of girls tht hit me with there cars and then fucked me later
Just got caught staring at a woman breast feeding. My only response was, "She's so adorable".
I want to go to a gay rodeo for my cross country road trip. It'll be like my very own homo country boy pilgrimage to the holy land.
I fucked him on my yoga mat. Then we wake and baked and ate granola. So yes, you could say I found my center.
Is it too early in the day to ask a nipple-related question?
I was the only one in group sessions to bring up sex as a stress reliever. Some of those people were awfully judgy despite the fact we were all in a psych ward.
Despite how often it occurs, I have absolutely no interest in having sex with myself
I don’t mind that he’s uncircumcised. It’s the fact that he talks about the Bible immediately after we have sex .
it was a 'fall asleep on the bathroom floor after puking bc the cold tile is legit more comfortable than your bed' kind of night.
Heard about your divorce. Let me know if I can do anything for you or your penis ;-)
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