one two three fourrrrnication!
Call me "white mamba"
Your dick is not a dangerous deadly poisonous snake
It is white.
Wow, you were right... Weed does start conversations
So apparently I told him I was off to go "whore skipping" and I disappeared into the night skipping down the street. I know this because there's video.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Do brothers usually kiss their sisters?
Empowerment dancing to Touch Me in the Morning by Diana Ross. Handling this breakup SO well.
I drove two hours just to throw up on myself today at the beach. My family saw the whole thing and my younger cousin cried
The dog just sneezed and it sounded like a person, after I said bless you I freaked the fuck out and got the gun
Jake and I will do a protection ritual for ur dick I don't know where she has been
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
It's been over a year since we've been get-so-drunk-you-throw-beer-cans-at-fat-girls-drunk together. That needs to change.
The second time he came it projectile shot in my ear
We were in a spooning position and it shot all the way up. He was like sorry. Physics.
I have a boner in one of my pics with her which no one noticed.
i liked you for your lack of ambition and abundance of weed
I need to reevaluate my stance on weekday hangovers...
I just do things that aren't classy the classy way.
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