Manager just farted into the intercom. Whole place heard it. A number of people stopped everything and looked at him. Best. Night. Ever.
i am fully taking advantage of taking advantage of him
My gift to the freshman: I made an illegal stop, rolled out and dropped to my hands and knees and puked in front of the south campus dorms and about 20 families. Welcome to OSU
It's not called being bisexual its called making out with anyone that has a mouth
You only like me because I'm a challenge
You already blew me
it's kind of slutty but what the hell, so are we
We've started doing pot butter shots. WHY AREN'T U HERE
Pretty sure God shed a tear when I put 15 singles in the collection plate.
i just remember doing it on a pile of clothes while i heard the muffled sound of his friend laughing. then i realized we were in a closet.
My vagina feels like it's been kissed by angels.
Need a Dr's note to excuse me from blowjobs for 3-6 weeks while my jaw heals..
I'm eating pizza in the bathtub
Well I finally got to say all the things I wanted to say. Including telling him he looks like a naked mole rat
Woke up at my x's house. He said I talked about how much I love panda's for fourty five minutes. Then made him watch The Little Mermaid with me. Made the walk of shame infront of his mom. Things can only really go up from here.
Wait till you get home.
Theres a woman here with grey hair that im pretty sure i would have sex with
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