i've decided that sluttiness is like a disease, it can lay dormant in you for years and then one day you go to college and with all the booze and drugs and boys and time on your hands symptoms begin to show then one day BAM you're a huge slut. it's like how izzie had skin cancer and it grew into brain cancer.
Idk. We dropped acid and Kevin ran away again. We didn't find him for like 3 hours.
Man I wish I had been there
Yah we found him in the pool shed of some elderly couple. They were on the porch watching all of the shenanigans. ...To be young again.
Anything crazier than usual happen? I woke up in a stairway with my cock out.
I'm at the store buying plan b and vodka
the cocktail of hope
the fair has chocolate covered bacon...impossible is nothing.
sorry i interrupted the heart to heart you were having with your bathrobe last night
we hate each other therefore the sex is mindblowing
well once we started drinking vodka out of wine glasses there was no turning back
Last I saw him was around 10 this morning. He was passed out on the porch with his head under the barbeque cover and there were cups of orange juice around him as well as loose tobacco spread everywhere. Good luck getting a hold of him.
He's texting from midnight mass asking for nude pics. Baby Jesus is spinning in his manger as we speak
its 2pm. u awake yet?
ill text u back later. still peeling fingernail polish off my face.
After I'd been making out with her for a good 15 minutes some guy yelled "grab this chicks beer she needs both hands!" And he was right I did need both: god bless jello wrestling.
I don't want to jinx anything but I may have found the one.
Cat or human?
Human
Yeah. I woke up in an awkward three way spoon with him and his sister. Tequila!
Woke up next to a half eaten Philly Cheesesteak. Honestly probably one of the top 3 things I've ever woken up next to.
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