we dont know what were doing after yet. first up we have 90 beers and a party kit and fun hats.
The police scanner is talking about you again....
he stopped making out with me and said "can I make you grilled cheese? I feel like I owe YOU something"
Everything is fine now . The coast guard said we just can't take the inflatable trampling out past the break way anymore
I never thought I'd say this but my vagina is taking a serious break for awhile
She scratched my sunburn during sex. I didn't know whether to cry or cum
I feel like I just gave a blowjob to a freight train.
Well anything after a French guy would have been a disappointment. But I'm fairly certain he was just trying to masturbate into me.
Not after That Night. No. I hate tequila. And it hates me. Very mutual hateship going on.
If I make it home without being sick in this captain's hat it will be a fucking miracle.
She's astronaut crazy. She will wear Depends and drive 12 hrs non-stop if you swipe right.
Challenge accepted
Update: I spent 10 minutes trying to fish out a rogue vagina weight.
That awkward moment when you hear your boss yelling during sex while you're on her couch eating Easy Mac.
Just stalked the girl I hooked up with last night's boyfriend. He seems nice, I approve.
I dont know. He's too private. After you fuck him find out his secrets.
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