so it turns out you can rearrange the letters in "scottsdale" to spell "milf city." who knew?
Getting pregnant off pre-cum is like getting high off erasers
Stop selling my mother weed! She's annoying as hell when she's stoned.
i found two dead squirrels on my front step this morning.. do you think they have something to do with my missing phone?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
We're smoking a joint the size of the average penis right now. I may not survive.
YOU ARE OBSESSED WITH PORCHES. I AM OBSESSED WITH PORCHES. HOW IS THIS REAL.
Yeah, first time I've shit my pants in my twenties... I'm thinking about putting it on my Facebook timeline
at least I have the sex noises of his roommate to entertain me while I wait for him to wake up
So because I'm off tomorrow that means your dick could be in my mouth majority of that time
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I told him his only options were from behind or me on top. I was not about to mess up my $80 blow out before graduation.
I'm pretty sure I just need an IV drip of Plan B at this point...
He sent me a dick pic from work, but I could see all the pizzas in the background. Now I'm just hungry.
Hella random but just hear me out...A bar that is a petting zoo. Bitches love petting zoos.
Why is there multiple peanut butter and toasts stuck to the fridge door?
Like I fucked him in the shower at 3 am when I had classes all day the next day so he can't say I'm not dedicated
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