I dont like him- his parents were home and he hid me in his closet like anne frank
I'm a simple man, with a social life most psychopaths would cringe at
Why do girls get to wear clothes that say "do me now" but guys don't have that kind of option?
I mean, what would the male equivalent of a slutty dress be?
even through the webcam i could tell he was aiming for my face/hair
he threw mangos from the tree he was in at people and got arrested for harassment
just watched an entire episode so you think you can dance for head. so wasn't worth it
is it just my freshly shaved vagina or is the guy at the end of the table pretty cute??
just had to make the 420 edibles gluten free and kosher for passover.
let's be real here, you have a beautiful vagina. this kid is a doctors son. that's a remedy for beautiful rich grandkids. he is just trying water his family tree, and make sure he doesn't end up in some piece of shit adult home. go for it.
I dont care how high you are "yes" is not the correct response to "what do you want from Taco Bell" Mom.
I love THIS fish, the rest of the ocean can go fuck itself. I am ahab and he is my whale
You must have my penis confused with someone else's...which is disappointing
That's the 3rd guy I've made pass out from a bj. I may have super powers.
I just ordered a onesie on amazon in the back of the ambulance while my patient was sleeping. I'm an adult
My goal tonight is to be arrested by the Police Women of Cincinnati.
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